I should have dumped my clothes and brought back more El Dorado 15 Year Old rum.

Damn, Natasha is exquisite.

This rum is perfect for my current activity.  Just perfect.

That I’m alone in the house helps.  I like not having to play Chutes and Ladders while enjoying my El Dorado 15 Year Old rum.  One needs to fucking reflect on this bitch.

Bloody hell, Natasha.  Just…bloody hell.