A 40% off sale at Ann Taylor Loft (“did you buy EVERYTHING?”).

Cirrhosis.

“How you look so sexay today? Is that a new outfit?”

Tarjay.

“Do you have sleep apnea?”

“Did you drink all 3 bottles of the magnesium citrate? Best cocktail in the world, huh?”

“sometimes, I put fresh garlic in it - makes a world of difference. I just put it in the skillet.”

Stir fry! A wok is good or stir fry. I like Asian food.