So they’ve loaded us onto this plane, and now we have to wait for a pilot and co-pilot to get here from anothe flight (the reason this one was delayed), and the girls are iPadding and so I figured is just do a stream of consciousness post.

We’ve been away for 12 days. Feels a lot longer. Sign of a good vacation.

Also a sign of a good vacation: photographing 2 gorgeous black women in one of my favorite spots in Trinidad. Nude.

Coughs Like Walrus is way in the back of the plane. Things looking up!

Yup…here we are…a full plane waiting for a pilot. Who works for a company that just declared bankruptcy. And is apparently coming straight off another flight. Yup, fills one with oodles of confidence, that does.

These girls have been incredible troopers today. Great little travelers. iPads and DVDs ESSENTIAL!

They are so tired.

They each got about 15K American AAdvantage miles already though. Bank that shit, daughts!

Yup…cockpit door wide open. No pilot.

Thank Rudy for the iPad. Seriously. They’ve been up since 3am. Minimal fuss. Y’all can keep your Androids and other tablets.

Is that a pilot?

PILOT! We’re out! Boston, we’re coming home.