They say that the young years go by quickly, and before you know it, your kids will be too old to be cute and adorable. Don’t rush them, they say.

Well, today I say, fuck that. Because those two are getting on our last nerves with the constant whining, the not listening, the all kid things all the time. I’m tired of them. I’m fed up with saying the same things to them all the time.

Fuck it - I want those two to get older so that we can effin’ relax for an effin’ hour.